A postcard from Limboland

A month ago, if you asked me how tall I was, I’d say I was a six footer. It seems I’m not. I’m a five-foot-ten-and-a-half short-arse apparently, so essentially I’ve lost an inch and a half (4cm) in height. Even if you consider I may have always rounded up by half an inch, and I

The best drug

I’ve just had a weekend home alone while my wife and kids went to visit friends in the North East. As usual I had a list of jobs to do and as usual I missed their company. On the Saturday I made a concerted effort to finish everything. I tidied out our garage making a